Listening to: tv
Current thoughts: trying to beat an old record sucks
Mood: bored

When I had gone to this store, I saw a package of pantyhose that said 'Hot Sox'. When I first looked at it I had to look at it a SECOND time...because when I saw it the first time I thought it said 'Hot Sex'

Listening to: A New Found Glory - So Happy Together
Current thoughts: I've gone to the 'other' side
Mood: *Cookoo cookoo*

While me and my friend (not gonna mention names here) were talking, we were listening to songs that we liked. So he pops off w/ "See we're not so different after all." I told him "I never said we were" MAN I should've taken the chance to be a smart-alec and go "Welllll....there is one difference" but nooooo I had to think of it AFTER we hung up!?

Listening to: Bowling for Soup - Baby one more time
Current thoughts: I'm bored, and talkative
Mood: amused in thought
Notes (sorry toma, i like ur idea): No. 1 - Even though dolphins live in water, they are not, I repeat, ARE NOT, fish..no arguments!

I had fun today, went out of town. My little cousin, trying to wrestle w/ me as usual (wrestling fanatic). I broke his little mo-ped/scooter thingy lol, only the seat though. I was amused, the first time I went on it, I lost control cause the little handle that speeds it up was speeding the scooter up and I went into the grass, then the next thing you know I hear little barking. A little puppy was barking and chasing me! That made me lost control even more, and I had to turn and I ran right into a pothole or w/e manhole or something? The thing that was holding the charger in the back of the scooter popped up. Then I ran the scooter back to the house, and they told me a bolt popped out of the seat. So they spent like 20-30 minutes trying to fix that thing. When it was fixed, I killed the battery going back and forth down the street. That was the end of THAT.

Listening to: Boxcar Racer - I Feel So
Current thoughts: DIE DIE DIE HTML! Why did they have to invent it !?
Mood: Frustrated

Durn HTML, well it told me to post to see my changes, if it screwed, i'm screwed, i don't know how to mess w/ HTML

Listening to: Audiovent - Stalker
Current thoughts: How many times can I listen to this songs until I go mentally crazy...
Mood: *stare*

Reading comics...HEH, my friend Toma told me about the site, I'm going to go from years 1999 to 2003, how fun....yea, well can't be picky, I got bored w/ Diablo II, it doesn't click now..I don't know, but yea
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Real Life Comics

So yea...enjoy, and while you're reading, listen to a song on loop...

Listening to: Audioslave - Show me how to live
Current thoughts: Doh
Mood: Upbeat by a point

Darn those cordless phones and their pagers. Mom paged, and I took. Like a dog takes a newspaper to his lazy@ss human of his, or like u see on those animal videos, dogs taking beers to their humans from the fridge. Does this mean I'm loyal? I don't know...but I better not get the rep of "Loyal human"

Listening to: Cake - Walk on By
Current thoughts: random things
Mood: idle

I was thinking...while passing by Ocean dr. how naive I was when I was little. There are these benches along Ocean dr. and there are 2 back to back, one faces the water, one faces the street. I used to think "How could people sit on the benches facing the water if it drops off to the water?" When I got older, I found out that there are steps on the other side of the benches, then there's the water. I thought my past thoughts a result of never being taken to these benches when I was little, for me to have such thoughts.
I also thought while passing Sunset Bay on the way to Portland the thoughts I had when I was little. When it was summer, and lots of water from Sunset Bay had evaporated there were more islands than there are now, seeing as it's not hot enough. And On those little islands there would be BIG I mean HUGE congregations of birds on those islands. I remember I used to tell my uncle "Look, all those birds are getting together, and they're going to attack all us people." I still haven't figured out yet what those birds were doing, and probably will be doing summers from now, but I WILL figure that out!

Listening to: Bowling For Soup - Punk Rock 101
Current thoughts: random things
Mood: tested

I'm trying to get my mind off Christmas. Oh yea, yesterday, I did something stupid. I locked my door, forgetting the keys in the room. Since I hid my other key to the room, well...let's just say "BREAK IN TIME!". My mom had to drill into the doorknob, breaking one drillbit, the second one was too big to go into the hole. And as they say "Third time's a charm" the 3rd drill bit broke the doorknob. So for my bit of stupidity, I have a broken lock (doorknob surprisingly works, just can't lock it). What did I learn?? DON'T HIDE THE SPARE KEY and...Don't leave the keys in the room!

Listening to: Blink182 - First Date
Current thoughts: I'm drowsy...and tired....and...*snore*

Thoughts basically describe my day..I fell asleep in gym class. I did get stuck on the monkey bars after school. I had help to get on by my OTHER friend Dustin and climbed on top. But then I got scared and didn't want to climb down. Finally I jumped down, and some guy passing by goes "Wow that would've been perfect if you had just landed it, it would've been PERFECT" and Nicole goes "OOOoooOOOhhh U got urself an admirer" Crazy Nicole. Then me and her were walking and she stuffed the Santa hat on my head and it went over my eyes, so for a few seconds I was reaching out trying to walk w/out tripping, and then I hear a voice in my ear going "That's very cute" and I pulled the hat up and it was my friend from last year Edward. When we were walking to get picked up by my mom I saw this guy Robert from 1 of my classes last year, and I go HEY and he sees me and he goes "Hey girl what's up? *hug* haven't seen u around" and then when we said bye Nicole goes "Gosh Nina u gots lots of guys after u" HAHA Nicole, just cuz guys say hi to me, doesn't mean they like me.

Listening to: ICP - Dating game
Current thoughts: I do the stupidest things...

ImOkWithThat44: hey, whose lines on.
hotwheeltreasure: my mask?
hotwheeltreasure: oops sorry
hotwheeltreasure: lol
ImOkWithThat44: that was great
ImOkWithThat44: completly random

Isn't it crazy when people message u on aim when ur typing to someone else and what ur were typing to ur other friend ends up on their window??

Listening to- Everyone Else - Cereal
Current thoughts- I don't wanna talk to her...

freakylilmonkeys: why is julia roberts in all of george clooney movies
hotwheeltreasure: lol cuz they're having an affair!
hotwheeltreasure: NO DUH!
freakylilmonkeys: ...
hotwheeltreasure: lol
freakylilmonkeys: I NEVER HEAR ANYTHING!? SOME ONE NEVER CALLS ME TO INFORME ME ON ANYTHING ANYMORE!? I SEE HOW IT IS!?
hotwheeltreasure: lol don't copy me!

Well...that wasn't what i was meaning to say, but yea...and now that i talked to him, I forgot what I was going to say anyways...GRR!!!! but i think it was along those lines, of nobody ever informs me on anything!

Listening to- Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sex Rap
Current thoughts- I'm hungry...for enchiladas!

I just remembered, I must be nice to James from now on, or at least lean off the picking on him alot. He was nice enough to make me tablets w/ my name on it, Kute too, my name and little Neopets pictures. AWW he remembered I like Neopets!

Listening to- Why Can't I - Liz Phair
Current thoughts- Pickle flavored chips are addicting...

This girl comes up to me and my friends during P.E asking if we could be interviewed:
she first asks Dustin
Girl: So what do u do during lunch?
Dustin: Uhh...hang out w/ friends, talk to my girlfriend and draw
Girl: What do u draw? random things or things u see around school?
Dustin: Random things, stuff on net and stuff
Girl: What else do u like doing in school?
Dustin: Like I said, drawing and stuff...and rite now I'm really amused watching Nina burn her makeup-
Girl: U mean her eyeliner rite?
Dustin: NO, random makeup, she burned her lipgloss, only to realize that she burned the plastic and can't snap the lid back on the container because it messed up.
Girl: *laugh* Ok *talks to Ashley* What do U do during lunch?
Ashley: I uh...eat and hang out w/ friends.
Girl: anything else?
Ashley: I like plotting revenge against people
Girl: *laugh* revenge against who? Friends, enemies?
Ashley: people that get me mad, and friends, hold up are you going to put this in the newspaper under our names and stuff? Ur not gong to say I plot revenge are you?
Girl: No no, I'm just asking more cuz i think it's funny *laugh* you plotting revenge against people
Ashley: *laugh* Ok good, cuz i don't want people all coming up to me "Are you going to plot something against me if I said ur ugly?" *laugh*

Weird stuff, she interviewed me, but i said same as Dustin, except the girlfriend part and...the drawing, seeing as how I can't draw. It was true about the burning my makeup, I burned my plum lipgloss, bored and I wanted to see what it would do. Turns out, it gets really hot, I put my finger in it, and it burned for like...a second I guess. But while I burned it I saw smoke, and I looked at the container, it was caved in a bit. Looks like I went a little overboard. I wanted to see what would happen if I burned cotton, and I did, it turned into a ball of fire, and I stomped on it, since we were in the gym and on concrete it wouldn't do much and it didn't, just a little brown mark where it burned.

Listening to-the teacher talking to students
Current thoughts-Class is boring........

It's so durned boring in class, and it sucks that my teacher won't help me w/ my test, well anyways i finished it so yea, bye bye for now!

(hearing a one sided phone call, mom's side of the call)
Mom: You have money
Nina: Yea u have money, u got a job, wait who is thaT?
Mom: It's mario, she said the same thing as me, u got money and she said u got money cuz u got a job
Nina: Yea u got money mario, and a job, mom on the other hand, doesn't have a job and is on the lines
Mom: U b*tch, what's that suposed to mean? *laugh* she told me u have money and a job and i was on the lines cuz i didn't have a job, i don't know what she means..

Aren't I the best daughter in the world?

Mom: Bear's been thinking of getting his mother a dog, so she has someone to talk to. I had asked him Well what about Savanna? and he said Not someone to talk at someone/thing to talk TO.
Nina: Tell him to get a used dog
Mom: WHY? Because she'll die before the dog gets older? That's a mean thing to say
Nina: No I meant cuz a puppy'll be too excited for her..a used dog will be...calmer?
Mom: Yea I'll have to tell Bear that one, see what he says
Nina: He'll just say the same thing you did!

After I go to put a dvd in the dvd player, i step in something...unusual..
Mom: Oh watch out, savanna dropped toothpaste on the floor around there
Nina: Oh REALLY, so THAT is what I stepped in?!
Mom: *laugh* I tried telling u, but u didn't listen, and u stepped in it so u step in it and I then tell u afterwards, oh how smart.

Why do things have to happen to me??

whoever freakin told me "Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve." shall die, and if he sees this, then he knows EXACTLY who he is!

Today, I went to...NO school that's for sure. Staying up til 4 in the morning and then waking up at 7:30 doesn't help either. I went to a memorial service for a dear friend of mine, hate when i get emotional *stomps*. Then we went to the store, Target, and I saw this cute shirt:

The Stages of Santa:
1)U believe in Santa
2)U believe Santa is fake
3)U dress like Santa
4)U look like Santa

Then we went to a Christmas store, I bought my friend and her family some gifts, but in case she sees this I won't say waht they are, cuz i have to mail them to her and want them to be a surprise. I saw this OH SO AWESOME stuff, called Sno-Wonder. And I bought some...but it came out to be a total disaster, instead of the nice white fluffy snow it was supposed to turn out into it became a messy slush taht'll never turn to liquid or turn into it's final destination, SNOW! I did the directions wrong, or just put too much water....well anyways i'll just bug my mom to buy more on the net so i can mess around w/ it. LaterZ!

WOW such an eventful weekend. First, Friday, I go to a hockey game, heck yea it was sooo fun. I saw a proposal there, it was so cute :) lol, then there were LOTS of fights too. Then TODAY I got my belly button pierced, MAN it hurt like heck when it first went in, and then when it was done it didn't hurt. I'll post a pic on my site when i get a pic of it, laterZ peeps!!

mom: Wow did schoolbuses start having seatbelts in them?
me:*stares in the back of the bus, looks to the side*
me: Mom it's the 'shortbus'
mom: oh yes, it's bcuz they need seatbelts i guess
(don't take this seriously people it's because my mom started joking around since the Dumb and Dumber-er movie thingy, and they had a 'shortbus' in it)

jd: eat a stopsign!
nina: why don't u eat a condom!
jd: I already did! it had spermicide on it!

margaret: what's the use for a glow in the dark condom?
nina: to know where to stick it??

jd: what's the use in a smelly condom when they won't smell down there?

the whole condom conversation popped up cuz my uncle bought a condom at the corner store and opened it to see what flavor/smell it was going to be, then he started throwing it everywhere and that's where the whole thing started

Patrick:hey spongebob......24*muffled laugh*
Spongebob:*muffled laugh*
Spongebob:hey patrick....i just though of something funnier than 24...............25*BIG muffled laugh*
Patrick:*BIG muffled laugh*

It ain't easy
being a dick
I've got a head I
Can't think with
An eye I can't
See out of
I have to hang
around with two
nuts all the time
My closest neighbor
is a real asshole
My best friend
is a pussy
and every time I get
excited I throw up!
and worst of all my owner beats me!

AHH I'm finally going to put stuff, I haven't done this thing in like FOREVER. Well anyways, found a couple of funny things when i went out of town, said a funny thing too, well anyways....

When we were leaving kenedy a very disturbing sign popped up:
'Thanks - N- Come Again'
When we were on our way to San Marcos Savanna had been getting me mad, well she asked "Mom, what does nurse mean?" so I decided to tell her "Here's an example: When I'm done kicking your ass, someone will have to nurse you back to health." everyone started laughing, except savanna of course. Mom said I was evil
Today at Schlitterbahn, some people decided to give my mom attitude, be rude, act a bitch. SO when they were gone mom goes "go get the salt from the car" I came back, and gave it back to her. These people had a box of donuts, and so my mom popped the top off the salt and poured it into the donuts. Luckily salt looks like sugar, these people hopefully fell for it. What's the worst of it, mom talked about it in front of them.

Well I think that's pretty much it...so, i'll go, bye bye

I'm very bad, today I was bored, so I decided to message one of my friend tom's friends, who was online at the time:

Teenie Is Kutie: hello
EWalk879: whos this?
Teenie Is Kutie: I'm Kerpal
EWalk879: howd u get my sn?
Teenie Is Kutie: you kick my dog
EWalk879: yea
EWalk879: ok
EWalk879: whatever
EWalk879: f*** you

Aren't I bad??? But the person blocked me before I had the chance to say something back, that's not fair!

NOW I definetely know I wasn't imagining things. A while back, I was sitting on the stairs, waiting for the library to open. I heard this whistling then this loud singing. A guy. And it wasn't just you know, maybe Elvis impersonations, or Michael Jackson wannabe. This was not any English music. To me it sounded something like maybe Italian. Well, I dismissed it, thinking I was just hallucinating, or imaginging things. Today, I was sitting on the stairs again, someone was a few steps up from me. I heard it again. It was loud, then descended, like walking away. About more than 5 minutes later, there was this guy I saw in the reflection of the glass door on the library, and then there was this loud singing, the same stuff. I was like EEK, I just stared off like OK? Then he was walking closer and was still singing. Then he was walking out, there was this boy walking around him and he looked at me and started smiling, I had like this big frightened look on my face like "GET me out of here, this guy is crazy, he's scaring me" the boy was just laughing, he looked at the guy, and laughed. AND I thought I was going crazy, I mean, that's just weird, this guy is the cutodian that's singing.

That is all for now, I have nothing to talk about because this is just the morning.

Gosh, I really haven't noticed, but the way I eat peppermint represents how I am. Just think, I'm impatient. Well You know how most people suck on the peppermint, enjoying the taste. Me, I can't stand to wait for it to be melted or dissolved, or whatever it does. i just bite it and then get another 1, and by the end of the day I'd be done w/ a whole bag of peppermints. but then, I hate it when the peppermint's all chewed up, and it gets stuck in your teeth. That's the bad thing about it. I go nite nite now, because I'm really tired, I'll write tomorrow hopefully BYE!

OKAY, I've had my friend Toma complaining that I haven't written in a while, so here I am. I'm totally bored

Well to get things started, the news on April Fool's day (almost a whole week I know, but I dont care). I played the same trick on 2 of my teachers. I put tape under their mouses. NOW I had my Biology teacher wondering all the way through class, then I finally admitted it, and she didn't seem as mad as I thought she was going to be. My Spanish teacher on the other hand, I didn't get a chance to lead her on because, JOSE, decided to snitch me out. She threatened to give me 3 0s, but never did. Luckily, I didn't have any tricks played on me. Not that I remember....

Current events:
Saturday.. I was so stupid, I had to mow the lawn. I think I over did it because I flooded the lawn mower trying to restart it, and when it wouldn't restart I kicked the nearest thing. Well it turned out to be 1 of those metal things u ride your car up on to make it higher, and I kicked the edge of the metal part. I started yelling at that thing, and the lawn mower and went to sit by the car. Now, i have a bruise on my ankle, which REALLY hurts...
Saturday..AGAIN, I went to the car races, they finally started! Well turns out, the guy that liked me last summer, still likes me. But I won't give him the time of day (or however u say it) because he's too young for me, he's only 11 or 12, and what am I?! I'm 14 for crying out loud. I'd rather go out w/ guys older than me...Thank you very much.

That's pretty much it, besides... My life's boring, you wouldn't want to know anymore, so I must go now! BUHBYE!!!

Man can you say I'm BLONDE?! Today the bell rang early, and before I could get called back downstairs I ran all the way up to the 3rd floor, my arm flew up, and well... I was holding my pencil and the pencil went RITE behind my ear and scratched it, I put my finger behind my ear, and I was bleeding, I HATE BLEEDING! So I started shaking when my friend saw me, and she was like ARE you okay?! and I was like I'm bleeding, eww, and so she looked behind my ear and said it looked Gross. WEll that's about that

today, I was on a TOTAL Sugar high, and it was pretty bad if I made my Health teacher mad enough to yell at me. then I started banging my head at lunch. And this girl is a total biter. some short girl, shorter than michael, which is pretty short. She had the same shirt as me! I was wearing that shirt today! I was so mad, I was like GRR, so to keep people from saying I was being the biter, I wore my jacket all through lunch. MAN nobody can call me a biter, because I've had this shirt since the beginning of the school year.

I gotz A-B honor roll. :D I'm so happy for myself! What an accomplishment. OKIES, well I must copy 3 cds before I go to bed, so I must go now, nite nite and BUHBYE!!! CIAS

OK, forget all the mean things I said 'bout Michael, I'm over all that now.
Why is it I have dreams.... BUT can't remember them, is it cuz I'm not so interested in remembering them? OR I'm just too lazy to hang onto the last thoughts of those dreams? I must ponder upon this. J.D., you're the homeskillet. Hey Toma, you shouldn't be letting your sister watch the Weebl & Bob videos, they're too MUCH for a 10 year old girl!
Well I'm bored, must go watch my Weebl & Bob shows, PIE!

Oww....OWW!!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID, I got sat on at lunch today! I got a cramp in my side, DUDE, if you people who know 'banana matthew', he sat on me at lunch, he's heavy, and i was on my side, it hurts like H-E-Double hockey sticks!!!! GRR
enough of that, getting my mind off the HUGE-@$$ cramp in my side, I'm bored, how bout you? I haven't written on here for the longest time, I haven't been feeling like I wanted to, I've been too busy working on my homepage, or just being too lazy to do anything lately. OWWOWWOWW, okies, well I'm gonna go work on my webpage now, BYE BYE!

My homepage!

Why is it that EVERY teacher thinks that calling ur parents is good for you? All they're doing is getting you in trouble! They think "Oh Mr. *bleeted* or Mrs. *bleeted*, your son/daughter is failing, would u mind doing something about it?" in my case it was "Mr. *bleeted* (so as not to say my name), I'm concerned about your daughter. She has failed to take 4 AR tests so far she only has 1, she's failing at a 6th grade reading level. I'm hoping you can talk to her about this, and maybe straighten out the problem." Then dad said she said he should consider putting me into the honors so I DO my homework! It's like... HELLOW lady people don't like reading, at least I don't! I don't wanna read, that's why it shows my reading level so low, I could make it higher if I set my mind to it. So those 'teachers' think they are doing u a favor in informing your parents on ur low grades, NO they're helping on getting you in trouble I think, I'll get to the reading, it's not like I'll LET myself fail that stupid class, if u DARE put me in the honors class I fail on purpose, and then make my dad take me to summer school, that's a FACT! My retaliation against you if u dare do that to me!

On a happier note, I've been truly improving my webpagegreatly. It's going good, I've gotten a chat installed in it, got pictures up, and smack like that. OKIES, well I'ma go because I'm tired, I only gotz 3 hours of sleep yesterday! BYE BYE

HARD LIKE CAT. I RUN DOWN ON THE WORLD BELOW. ALL WILL JUMP AT MY FINGER. BEHOLD MY UGLY DOG. I AM STRONG MAD. I AM BEN AFFLECK.

don't ask me why i wrote this... I did it at this really cool place!

ALL HAIL ERICA, THE WAR WALRUS. ONCE EVERY 8 YEARS HE IS FREED FROM HIS PRISON IN THE BILL VESSEY ZONE. HE WILL BRING DOGS AND CATS TO THE PEOPLE OF OCEAN . WITH HIS MIGHTY BIRD IN HAND HE WILL RUN YOU ALL. IN ORDER TO BE SPARED YOU MUST LEAVE A APPLE UNDER YOUR THUMB. ONLY THEN WILL ERICA JUMP YOU.

Heya, I gotz so confusled. You should get confusled too. BYE!

I'm bored, I hate Tony, and I hate Michael. EVERYONE picks on me :(. Is it because I'm so small? I just found out Chris had a class w/ Michael.... that sux. Well anyways, I'm gonna go, if I find anything interesting, I'll put it on here, BYE!

Is it possible to humiliate someone so bad, her pants would stick to the chair? Well then... let's just see. I'll bring superglue to school, and I'll get my friend to put it on this girl's chair, and see what happens. Hopefully she'll be humiliated by when she gets up, her pants'll stick to the chair. Then I must spread rumors about her crush on a 6th grader from last year. How cool is that? It's cool enough for me. COOLO!
Ahh my nail hurts, FREAK IT. I can't say things out loud, I must say them here. I love the moon, cuz it is very close to us. I dont know why that came out, but it did. OKIES, well let's see.... Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacuse it wanted to be sexed up that's what I think... but maybe here's what some other people think Why did the Chiken...Cross the road?
Maybe that'll clear up the confusion.

I felt like saying something before school let out. OKIES "Something"

AHH i just love getting michael mad, I don't know why but it's so funny. Jeremy told me what david was doing that made him crack up, and I was like WHAT?! and then my friend couldn't believe I was ever w/ Michael, and neither can I for that matter. He said he's always been the height he was since elementary. CRAZY SMACK. I hate my computer at home it hates me it kicked me off all nite long. I woke up this morning not being able to go back to sleep, i was so tired. Well I'm gonna go now, I'm tired, kill me later, okies? BYE!

David's crazy, DUH WE ALL KNOW TAHT BY NOW, okies, well gotz to go class is about to end, wub ya!

ahh *bangs foot on the wall*, my foot's asleep, i hate when that happens. No more michael... buhbye. Well anyways... I hate when alex comes over, he always hits on me.... like here's how it went:
he came over and asked if I could come outside, so yeah I went outside, and we were talkign then he suggested going on the brick-wall, so we went and sat on it, we were sitting a good foot-1/2 and then somehow he started getting closer and then he goes "you don't hug me anymore" so he put his arm around my shoulder, then he goes That wasn't really a hug, so I gave him a hug, ya ya ya, then he started putting his arm around my waist, then he put his hand on my knee, and grabbed my hand, then he kissed my cheek, and I was starting to kinda feel a little uncomfortable, I don'tk now, then he goes "can I have a kiss?" and I shook my head, and he goes why? you kissed michael, is there something wrong w/ me? and I go NO, and he goes are you sure? and I go yeah, and he goes "are u starting to feel uncomfortable?" and I nodded, so then he backed off

it's just weird around him... i dunno, well anywayz, that's pretty much everything that happened, I'm gonna go now, buhbye!

dude do people know when to shut up? people downstairs are yelling, that's messed up for people trying to sleep!

Hey people, I'm out of the downs now, people are talking to me, my friend that got the letter, we talked, my other friend's talking to me, it's all good. I'm breaking up w/ my b/f, DAMN can I just make up my mind already?! this'll be the 2nd time, and the 2nd time I break up w/ him, but I can't do it myself... so much for my LOUD-MOUTH
Highlight of YESTERDAY, since it's only 3 in the morning:
I saw They. It was okay, it was weird. Not a good scary movie, it didn't really make sense. But it did make me jump a couple times. It wasn't as good as The Ring though, now THAT was a badass movie.
I get my way on some things, I had gone to Wal-Mart and my mom picked up this "Good-luck bamboo" thing, it curls up when it grows. I wanted one, but they were like all dead. So I got mad, and was like GRR MOM! I want one. So she was like well lets go to the Trade center place. We went the place that sold them was closed. SO my mom went to the Asian Market, we found one there, but I doubt they'll curl up and twist together.

My turtle hates me, he bites me, he tries to bite me when he's in the cage. He eats huge fish, eats crickets. Now does that sound like a small turtle to u? Well he's only a little bigger than a silver-dollar coin, that I think... He's ALSO ticklish. What kind of turtle is ticklish?! I guess MINE.

My Spanish teacher is starting to get to know the REAL me. I'm opening up more in class, I get hyper more often, and she wants to move me to the front of the class cuz I'm quiet. I'm NOT QUIET! Only to teachers... around my friends, They WANT to put the duct tape on my fact. Friday I kept on framing Jose, and he caught me red-handed stealing his backpack. Then the teacher saw me laughing and heard me, and goes "Is that Nina talking? and laughing?" and Andrea goes "I told u miss she's not quiet! Shy my butt!! She's freaking loud!" and the teacher goes "Now Andrea, don't go talking about your anatomy in this class, it's only spanish class"
Louie's stupid, instead of calling him Herpes, like david started... We're now going to call him "Pes-Her" Herpes backwards, in a way. it does kinda sound like "please her" doesn't it? or is it just me?
damn I need a guestbook badly...
John David's weird, Marcel's gay....only in May. Erica likes... SOMEONE and I know who! David's crazy, Brandon's a dork,
all michael's turn out to be jerks in the end, i learned that. There are too many Chris's, Michael's, Alex's, Justin's, got a name? email me!
well I've given out enough "useful" information for now... Im tired, me go to bed. EMAIL ME!
P.S. I like N.O.S. get that?

I finally decided to post now... I've gone from citizen high to citizen low in just 2 days, wow that must set a record. Everyone's mad at me, I have a feeling I lost a friend, well it was her opinionating (real word?) that got me so mad I wrote her this mean letter...My friends aren't talking to me, others think I'm stupid. I guess I'm just stupid is that it? I'm not in the mood to talk now, so bye, email me if you have anything to say
teenieiskutie@juno.com
BYE BYE, I'll go in the tub and throw soap on the wall now, or at least at the mirror to cover my face

this is for friends of mine like...Brandon, and maybe David... I didn' t read it so I can't rate it, but I think they might like it, and so would you, and I promise, this is my LAST entry for today probably, if I don't go to sleep early that is...

1. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

2. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have
moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.

3. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.

4. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.

5. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,
like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com"

7. Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you
see a new WWW site address on TV.

8. You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can
hear if new e-mail arrives.

9. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you
of what she looks like.

10. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

11. When looking at a web page full of someone else's links, you
notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.

12. Your dog has its own home page.

13. You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem.

14. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check
it again.

15. Your phone bill is a heavy as a brick.

16. You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor the
URL.

17. You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends,
because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to
ask.

18. Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2
months.

19. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and
check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

20. You tell the kids they can't use the computer because
"Daddy's got work to do" -- even though you don't have a job.

21. You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and
mouse.

22. Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to
bed."

23. You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with
Netscape 3.0 or higher."

24. You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your
ISP... because you never log off. 25. The last girl you picked
up was only a GIF.

26. You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the
chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

27. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...
so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so
the two of you can chat.

28. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain
road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

This joke was...well let's see, it was totally meant for the kids that could think it up, and adults would find it to where they couldn't understand it... 4 out of 10


Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home.

It was reported in the news that a man was found murdered in his
home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face
down in his bath tub.

The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes, and a banana
was sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer.

I found another joke, this one made me almost cry laughing, since it was a little more disturbing than the other, I'd rate it a 9 out of 10:


Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw
a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the
newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What
do you have under the newspaper, mister?"

"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the
guy fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When
the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't
know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my
privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her
"What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was
playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck,
cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."

i thought I'd share something before I leave class, I find this DISTURBINGLY funny, so here you guys go:


A man was sitting on a plane reading a book. A few minutes later
he ran up to the pilot and said, "Help! Help! I dropped my
favorite book out of the plane! Can you please stop it?"

"No, no, I am not stopping this plane for a book.", the pilot
replied.

Later another man ran up to the pilot and asked, "Can please land
the plane? I dropped my lucky baseball."

"No, I will not land the plane for a baseball!!!"

A third man had dropped a gernade out of the plane. He quick ran
up the the pilot and started yelling, "Stop, stop, I lost my
gern-"

"Alright, Alright!", he interupts. "I will land the plane."
When the pilot got out he saw two little boys crying. He asked
them what was the matter, they replied something fell out of the
sky and landed on them. One was a book and the other a baseball.
A third boy came along and was laughing. The pilot asked, "What
are you laughing about?"

"I farted and my house blew up!"

Hiya peeps who are reading this. I'm bored right now, like you needed to know that but I felt like you did so I just did. (I know that was very confusling, but hey I'm confusling!) Someone's playing Faith Hill's new cd, and it's on my favorite cd rite now. :). MAN the school's pizza is gross, but what's new? It's always dripping w/ grease and it's all orangish-red, which REALLY makes it grosser, why couldn't it just be clear? OH wait, just because of the pepperoni of course. GRR, I hate being the 'little one' to get picked on all the time, especially since I'm short. Not that I could pass for a TOTAL miget because there are people shorter than me, only a select few though.
Today during lunch my friend David decided to play w/ my hair saying it "Turned him on" so I told Jeremy that HIS hair turned David on and David goes "I don't swing that way, but I know Nina does" and I was like WHAT?! because I thought he was saying something ELSE (if some people know what I mean). OKIES, well I'm gonna go because I'm really bored, so therefore, I'm going to..."The place where you go to when you're bored!".

Hey I'm just here rite now, messing around w/ the blog while i'm at school.

Tiny bit of news today:
My teacher now thinks I'm "too smart" for her class. Today and for the past few days, I've been finishing my work first in class, no intentions, just because the work is easy. Well today I turn in my work and the teacher calls me up and goes "You don't belong in this class do you"... and I just stared at her, and she said "How come you didn't sign up for a Reading Honors class?" and I shrugged, then "Well I think you should go into an honors class, because this class is just too easy for you it seems. Do you have an honors class?", "yes", "what is it?", "Biology". "Well you know there is a Reading honors class next door... Would you want to try that out for about a week, see how that goes?" ..." I don't know... I guess?", "OK, starting next Monday we'll see if we can get you into that class, I'll talk to the teacher this week" "OKAY". Then of course I sit down. But the nerve that she should suggest me going into Reading honors?! I'm not smart, it's just all this stuff we're doing is EASY. Besides, I can only stand one honors class a semester, I learned that last semester of the school year... *no comment*. To make matters worse, this teacher I will end up going into her class... She hates me! One time while waiting outside for 3rd lunch shift to start, I had been playing around and kicked my shoe at this one guy, we were really bored. She came out and told me in an irritated voice "I am trying to teach a class here, would you PLEASE settle down?!". So of course I did. Then 2 months ago my mom asked me if I had this one teacher, and I go no why? and she goes "because she said she knew you and goes 'That's your daughter?' when she was in my office, she said it like she knew you, and really wasn't fond of you"... I told mom the whole story, and she goes "NO WONDER". So truly, I'm not looking forward to this shift in classes, and I should just tell the teacher that, maybe she'll understand, I should tell her my mind can only process so much at a time and not go into another honors class, I'm probably, WITHOUT A DOUBT, going to fail my Biology Honors class!.. OKIES, well i better go, I said too much, CIAO

9:37 PM 1/28/2003
To start off my new journal/news website... I must actually say Brandon...I'm sorry I'm taking the idea from you, I just can't think of what to do w/ this...so I'm just going to make this a journal.

Starting things off, I'll just go w/ the thing that REALLY annoyed me today:
I called my friend (not to be named, for I don't know if he'd get mad.) I had asked him about his computer saying about all the phone numbers on the computer and stuff saying "..Glad your computer messed up that time while I was giving you my address, now u don't know where I live". He cut me off and said that everything on his computer was GONE. I asked why and stuff, and he said that the one time his SIBLING (no specifics) downloaded some *"unnecessary stuff"* (get the picture?), that him and his brother-in-law never got around to deleting all the stuff. So when his step-grandparents came to move in w/ them for a few weeks, and had to stay in the computer room, they went on the computer (before saying they didn't want it in the room) and went and looked at files and stuff, and found all the *"unnecessary stuff"* that the SIBLING had downloaded. Well, they mentioned it at dinner one night, and my friend was like "uh huh, ok" and kept on eating... So they decided to delete EVERYTHING on the computer that was downloaded, EVEN the phone numbers and stuff on the address book. His mom and step-dad told him he couldn't download anything (music games and stuff) and they even deleted Kazaa all together.
I think it's stupid, because HELLO they should make it to where Kazaa and all those "music and PIC" systems to where it's not as EASILY accessible for kids about 11-12 (how old SIBLING is), to download porn and stuff. It's pretty stupid that one person should get punished for one SIBLING's actions. When the parents don't even know the ENTIRE TRUTH. WHich I must add has happened to me, and I HATE IT!

On a happier note (and funny), today while walking home, I learned MY BEST FRIEND does not know the difference in a boy and girl cat... AS IN not knowing how to tell between a boy and a girl. While we were walking home, we heard this cat meowing REALLY loud and so I saw the cat and go "here kitty kitty" and it ran toward me. I was going to pet it and leave it, but then I saw that it was a CROSSED-Eyed cat, which I cannot feel anything but sympathy for a cat w/ cross-eyes for I don't know what reason. The cat runs up to my friend and she's like "Get the **** away from me, go away, SHOO" so like the cat runs in front of us... (before this all came up, I had drank a WHOLE 20 oz. D.P. in 5 minutes) the cat...well... let's just say "big balls?" was running and I saw THOSE, and started laughing, and Erica was like WHAT?! and I couldn't quit laughing, I was on the verge of crying and falling over. Then she saw what I saw and goes asking "What's that?!" and kept on asking, but everytime I tried answering, I just started laughing again. Then finally when the cat went away and we were near the corner of the street, I go "BIG BALLS!" and she goes "Those what those were?!" so I started laughing again, and she was laughing, and goes "I was about to say... Are those, what I think they are?".

OKAY so my journal on it's first day was kinda long, and probably REALLY BORING, don't worry, it won't be as long as this, I promise, so as they say in Spanish "Hasta Luego!" (I'm just stupid for adding that, don't ask me why I added that!)