Patrick:hey spongebob......24*muffled laugh*
Spongebob:*muffled laugh*
Spongebob:hey patrick....i just though of something funnier than 24...............25*BIG muffled laugh*
Patrick:*BIG muffled laugh*

It ain't easy
being a dick
I've got a head I
Can't think with
An eye I can't
See out of
I have to hang
around with two
nuts all the time
My closest neighbor
is a real asshole
My best friend
is a pussy
and every time I get
excited I throw up!
and worst of all my owner beats me!