After I go to put a dvd in the dvd player, i step in something...unusual..
Mom: Oh watch out, savanna dropped toothpaste on the floor around there
Nina: Oh REALLY, so THAT is what I stepped in?!
Mom: *laugh* I tried telling u, but u didn't listen, and u stepped in it so u step in it and I then tell u afterwards, oh how smart.

Why do things have to happen to me??