mom: Wow did schoolbuses start having seatbelts in them?
me:*stares in the back of the bus, looks to the side*
me: Mom it's the 'shortbus'
mom: oh yes, it's bcuz they need seatbelts i guess
(don't take this seriously people it's because my mom started joking around since the Dumb and Dumber-er movie thingy, and they had a 'shortbus' in it)