Listening to: Seether - Broken
Mood: bored...

Today I was listening to the radio, I hate those infomercials about intimacy and stuff

Radio: Are you having problems with intimacy in your sex life? Well--
Me: If you have problems with intimacy why don't you just get drunk, you get intimate enough when you do that. You don't know it, but hey you never go wrong there
Mom: Shut up you're so bad