Patrick:hey spongebob......24*muffled laugh*
Spongebob:*muffled laugh*
Spongebob:hey patrick....i just though of something funnier than 24...............25*BIG muffled laugh*
Patrick:*BIG muffled laugh*

It ain't easy
being a dick
I've got a head I
Can't think with
An eye I can't
See out of
I have to hang
around with two
nuts all the time
My closest neighbor
is a real asshole
My best friend
is a pussy
and every time I get
excited I throw up!
and worst of all my owner beats me!

AHH I'm finally going to put stuff, I haven't done this thing in like FOREVER. Well anyways, found a couple of funny things when i went out of town, said a funny thing too, well anyways....

When we were leaving kenedy a very disturbing sign popped up:
'Thanks - N- Come Again'
When we were on our way to San Marcos Savanna had been getting me mad, well she asked "Mom, what does nurse mean?" so I decided to tell her "Here's an example: When I'm done kicking your ass, someone will have to nurse you back to health." everyone started laughing, except savanna of course. Mom said I was evil
Today at Schlitterbahn, some people decided to give my mom attitude, be rude, act a bitch. SO when they were gone mom goes "go get the salt from the car" I came back, and gave it back to her. These people had a box of donuts, and so my mom popped the top off the salt and poured it into the donuts. Luckily salt looks like sugar, these people hopefully fell for it. What's the worst of it, mom talked about it in front of them.

Well I think that's pretty much it...so, i'll go, bye bye

I'm very bad, today I was bored, so I decided to message one of my friend tom's friends, who was online at the time:

Teenie Is Kutie: hello
EWalk879: whos this?
Teenie Is Kutie: I'm Kerpal
EWalk879: howd u get my sn?
Teenie Is Kutie: you kick my dog
EWalk879: yea
EWalk879: ok
EWalk879: whatever
EWalk879: f*** you

Aren't I bad??? But the person blocked me before I had the chance to say something back, that's not fair!

NOW I definetely know I wasn't imagining things. A while back, I was sitting on the stairs, waiting for the library to open. I heard this whistling then this loud singing. A guy. And it wasn't just you know, maybe Elvis impersonations, or Michael Jackson wannabe. This was not any English music. To me it sounded something like maybe Italian. Well, I dismissed it, thinking I was just hallucinating, or imaginging things. Today, I was sitting on the stairs again, someone was a few steps up from me. I heard it again. It was loud, then descended, like walking away. About more than 5 minutes later, there was this guy I saw in the reflection of the glass door on the library, and then there was this loud singing, the same stuff. I was like EEK, I just stared off like OK? Then he was walking closer and was still singing. Then he was walking out, there was this boy walking around him and he looked at me and started smiling, I had like this big frightened look on my face like "GET me out of here, this guy is crazy, he's scaring me" the boy was just laughing, he looked at the guy, and laughed. AND I thought I was going crazy, I mean, that's just weird, this guy is the cutodian that's singing.

That is all for now, I have nothing to talk about because this is just the morning.

Gosh, I really haven't noticed, but the way I eat peppermint represents how I am. Just think, I'm impatient. Well You know how most people suck on the peppermint, enjoying the taste. Me, I can't stand to wait for it to be melted or dissolved, or whatever it does. i just bite it and then get another 1, and by the end of the day I'd be done w/ a whole bag of peppermints. but then, I hate it when the peppermint's all chewed up, and it gets stuck in your teeth. That's the bad thing about it. I go nite nite now, because I'm really tired, I'll write tomorrow hopefully BYE!

OKAY, I've had my friend Toma complaining that I haven't written in a while, so here I am. I'm totally bored

Well to get things started, the news on April Fool's day (almost a whole week I know, but I dont care). I played the same trick on 2 of my teachers. I put tape under their mouses. NOW I had my Biology teacher wondering all the way through class, then I finally admitted it, and she didn't seem as mad as I thought she was going to be. My Spanish teacher on the other hand, I didn't get a chance to lead her on because, JOSE, decided to snitch me out. She threatened to give me 3 0s, but never did. Luckily, I didn't have any tricks played on me. Not that I remember....

Current events:
Saturday.. I was so stupid, I had to mow the lawn. I think I over did it because I flooded the lawn mower trying to restart it, and when it wouldn't restart I kicked the nearest thing. Well it turned out to be 1 of those metal things u ride your car up on to make it higher, and I kicked the edge of the metal part. I started yelling at that thing, and the lawn mower and went to sit by the car. Now, i have a bruise on my ankle, which REALLY hurts...
Saturday..AGAIN, I went to the car races, they finally started! Well turns out, the guy that liked me last summer, still likes me. But I won't give him the time of day (or however u say it) because he's too young for me, he's only 11 or 12, and what am I?! I'm 14 for crying out loud. I'd rather go out w/ guys older than me...Thank you very much.

That's pretty much it, besides... My life's boring, you wouldn't want to know anymore, so I must go now! BUHBYE!!!

Man can you say I'm BLONDE?! Today the bell rang early, and before I could get called back downstairs I ran all the way up to the 3rd floor, my arm flew up, and well... I was holding my pencil and the pencil went RITE behind my ear and scratched it, I put my finger behind my ear, and I was bleeding, I HATE BLEEDING! So I started shaking when my friend saw me, and she was like ARE you okay?! and I was like I'm bleeding, eww, and so she looked behind my ear and said it looked Gross. WEll that's about that

today, I was on a TOTAL Sugar high, and it was pretty bad if I made my Health teacher mad enough to yell at me. then I started banging my head at lunch. And this girl is a total biter. some short girl, shorter than michael, which is pretty short. She had the same shirt as me! I was wearing that shirt today! I was so mad, I was like GRR, so to keep people from saying I was being the biter, I wore my jacket all through lunch. MAN nobody can call me a biter, because I've had this shirt since the beginning of the school year.

I gotz A-B honor roll. :D I'm so happy for myself! What an accomplishment. OKIES, well I must copy 3 cds before I go to bed, so I must go now, nite nite and BUHBYE!!! CIAS

OK, forget all the mean things I said 'bout Michael, I'm over all that now.
Why is it I have dreams.... BUT can't remember them, is it cuz I'm not so interested in remembering them? OR I'm just too lazy to hang onto the last thoughts of those dreams? I must ponder upon this. J.D., you're the homeskillet. Hey Toma, you shouldn't be letting your sister watch the Weebl & Bob videos, they're too MUCH for a 10 year old girl!
Well I'm bored, must go watch my Weebl & Bob shows, PIE!

Oww....OWW!!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID, I got sat on at lunch today! I got a cramp in my side, DUDE, if you people who know 'banana matthew', he sat on me at lunch, he's heavy, and i was on my side, it hurts like H-E-Double hockey sticks!!!! GRR
enough of that, getting my mind off the HUGE-@$$ cramp in my side, I'm bored, how bout you? I haven't written on here for the longest time, I haven't been feeling like I wanted to, I've been too busy working on my homepage, or just being too lazy to do anything lately. OWWOWWOWW, okies, well I'm gonna go work on my webpage now, BYE BYE!

My homepage!

Why is it that EVERY teacher thinks that calling ur parents is good for you? All they're doing is getting you in trouble! They think "Oh Mr. *bleeted* or Mrs. *bleeted*, your son/daughter is failing, would u mind doing something about it?" in my case it was "Mr. *bleeted* (so as not to say my name), I'm concerned about your daughter. She has failed to take 4 AR tests so far she only has 1, she's failing at a 6th grade reading level. I'm hoping you can talk to her about this, and maybe straighten out the problem." Then dad said she said he should consider putting me into the honors so I DO my homework! It's like... HELLOW lady people don't like reading, at least I don't! I don't wanna read, that's why it shows my reading level so low, I could make it higher if I set my mind to it. So those 'teachers' think they are doing u a favor in informing your parents on ur low grades, NO they're helping on getting you in trouble I think, I'll get to the reading, it's not like I'll LET myself fail that stupid class, if u DARE put me in the honors class I fail on purpose, and then make my dad take me to summer school, that's a FACT! My retaliation against you if u dare do that to me!

On a happier note, I've been truly improving my webpagegreatly. It's going good, I've gotten a chat installed in it, got pictures up, and smack like that. OKIES, well I'ma go because I'm tired, I only gotz 3 hours of sleep yesterday! BYE BYE

HARD LIKE CAT. I RUN DOWN ON THE WORLD BELOW. ALL WILL JUMP AT MY FINGER. BEHOLD MY UGLY DOG. I AM STRONG MAD. I AM BEN AFFLECK.

don't ask me why i wrote this... I did it at this really cool place!

ALL HAIL ERICA, THE WAR WALRUS. ONCE EVERY 8 YEARS HE IS FREED FROM HIS PRISON IN THE BILL VESSEY ZONE. HE WILL BRING DOGS AND CATS TO THE PEOPLE OF OCEAN . WITH HIS MIGHTY BIRD IN HAND HE WILL RUN YOU ALL. IN ORDER TO BE SPARED YOU MUST LEAVE A APPLE UNDER YOUR THUMB. ONLY THEN WILL ERICA JUMP YOU.

Heya, I gotz so confusled. You should get confusled too. BYE!

I'm bored, I hate Tony, and I hate Michael. EVERYONE picks on me :(. Is it because I'm so small? I just found out Chris had a class w/ Michael.... that sux. Well anyways, I'm gonna go, if I find anything interesting, I'll put it on here, BYE!

Is it possible to humiliate someone so bad, her pants would stick to the chair? Well then... let's just see. I'll bring superglue to school, and I'll get my friend to put it on this girl's chair, and see what happens. Hopefully she'll be humiliated by when she gets up, her pants'll stick to the chair. Then I must spread rumors about her crush on a 6th grader from last year. How cool is that? It's cool enough for me. COOLO!
Ahh my nail hurts, FREAK IT. I can't say things out loud, I must say them here. I love the moon, cuz it is very close to us. I dont know why that came out, but it did. OKIES, well let's see.... Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacuse it wanted to be sexed up that's what I think... but maybe here's what some other people think Why did the Chiken...Cross the road?
Maybe that'll clear up the confusion.

I felt like saying something before school let out. OKIES "Something"

AHH i just love getting michael mad, I don't know why but it's so funny. Jeremy told me what david was doing that made him crack up, and I was like WHAT?! and then my friend couldn't believe I was ever w/ Michael, and neither can I for that matter. He said he's always been the height he was since elementary. CRAZY SMACK. I hate my computer at home it hates me it kicked me off all nite long. I woke up this morning not being able to go back to sleep, i was so tired. Well I'm gonna go now, I'm tired, kill me later, okies? BYE!

David's crazy, DUH WE ALL KNOW TAHT BY NOW, okies, well gotz to go class is about to end, wub ya!

ahh *bangs foot on the wall*, my foot's asleep, i hate when that happens. No more michael... buhbye. Well anyways... I hate when alex comes over, he always hits on me.... like here's how it went:
he came over and asked if I could come outside, so yeah I went outside, and we were talkign then he suggested going on the brick-wall, so we went and sat on it, we were sitting a good foot-1/2 and then somehow he started getting closer and then he goes "you don't hug me anymore" so he put his arm around my shoulder, then he goes That wasn't really a hug, so I gave him a hug, ya ya ya, then he started putting his arm around my waist, then he put his hand on my knee, and grabbed my hand, then he kissed my cheek, and I was starting to kinda feel a little uncomfortable, I don'tk now, then he goes "can I have a kiss?" and I shook my head, and he goes why? you kissed michael, is there something wrong w/ me? and I go NO, and he goes are you sure? and I go yeah, and he goes "are u starting to feel uncomfortable?" and I nodded, so then he backed off

it's just weird around him... i dunno, well anywayz, that's pretty much everything that happened, I'm gonna go now, buhbye!

dude do people know when to shut up? people downstairs are yelling, that's messed up for people trying to sleep!