Man can you say I'm BLONDE?! Today the bell rang early, and before I could get called back downstairs I ran all the way up to the 3rd floor, my arm flew up, and well... I was holding my pencil and the pencil went RITE behind my ear and scratched it, I put my finger behind my ear, and I was bleeding, I HATE BLEEDING! So I started shaking when my friend saw me, and she was like ARE you okay?! and I was like I'm bleeding, eww, and so she looked behind my ear and said it looked Gross. WEll that's about that

today, I was on a TOTAL Sugar high, and it was pretty bad if I made my Health teacher mad enough to yell at me. then I started banging my head at lunch. And this girl is a total biter. some short girl, shorter than michael, which is pretty short. She had the same shirt as me! I was wearing that shirt today! I was so mad, I was like GRR, so to keep people from saying I was being the biter, I wore my jacket all through lunch. MAN nobody can call me a biter, because I've had this shirt since the beginning of the school year.

I gotz A-B honor roll. :D I'm so happy for myself! What an accomplishment. OKIES, well I must copy 3 cds before I go to bed, so I must go now, nite nite and BUHBYE!!! CIAS

OK, forget all the mean things I said 'bout Michael, I'm over all that now.
Why is it I have dreams.... BUT can't remember them, is it cuz I'm not so interested in remembering them? OR I'm just too lazy to hang onto the last thoughts of those dreams? I must ponder upon this. J.D., you're the homeskillet. Hey Toma, you shouldn't be letting your sister watch the Weebl & Bob videos, they're too MUCH for a 10 year old girl!
Well I'm bored, must go watch my Weebl & Bob shows, PIE!

Oww....OWW!!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID, I got sat on at lunch today! I got a cramp in my side, DUDE, if you people who know 'banana matthew', he sat on me at lunch, he's heavy, and i was on my side, it hurts like H-E-Double hockey sticks!!!! GRR
enough of that, getting my mind off the HUGE-@$$ cramp in my side, I'm bored, how bout you? I haven't written on here for the longest time, I haven't been feeling like I wanted to, I've been too busy working on my homepage, or just being too lazy to do anything lately. OWWOWWOWW, okies, well I'm gonna go work on my webpage now, BYE BYE!

My homepage!

Why is it that EVERY teacher thinks that calling ur parents is good for you? All they're doing is getting you in trouble! They think "Oh Mr. *bleeted* or Mrs. *bleeted*, your son/daughter is failing, would u mind doing something about it?" in my case it was "Mr. *bleeted* (so as not to say my name), I'm concerned about your daughter. She has failed to take 4 AR tests so far she only has 1, she's failing at a 6th grade reading level. I'm hoping you can talk to her about this, and maybe straighten out the problem." Then dad said she said he should consider putting me into the honors so I DO my homework! It's like... HELLOW lady people don't like reading, at least I don't! I don't wanna read, that's why it shows my reading level so low, I could make it higher if I set my mind to it. So those 'teachers' think they are doing u a favor in informing your parents on ur low grades, NO they're helping on getting you in trouble I think, I'll get to the reading, it's not like I'll LET myself fail that stupid class, if u DARE put me in the honors class I fail on purpose, and then make my dad take me to summer school, that's a FACT! My retaliation against you if u dare do that to me!

On a happier note, I've been truly improving my webpagegreatly. It's going good, I've gotten a chat installed in it, got pictures up, and smack like that. OKIES, well I'ma go because I'm tired, I only gotz 3 hours of sleep yesterday! BYE BYE

HARD LIKE CAT. I RUN DOWN ON THE WORLD BELOW. ALL WILL JUMP AT MY FINGER. BEHOLD MY UGLY DOG. I AM STRONG MAD. I AM BEN AFFLECK.

don't ask me why i wrote this... I did it at this really cool place!

ALL HAIL ERICA, THE WAR WALRUS. ONCE EVERY 8 YEARS HE IS FREED FROM HIS PRISON IN THE BILL VESSEY ZONE. HE WILL BRING DOGS AND CATS TO THE PEOPLE OF OCEAN . WITH HIS MIGHTY BIRD IN HAND HE WILL RUN YOU ALL. IN ORDER TO BE SPARED YOU MUST LEAVE A APPLE UNDER YOUR THUMB. ONLY THEN WILL ERICA JUMP YOU.

Heya, I gotz so confusled. You should get confusled too. BYE!

I'm bored, I hate Tony, and I hate Michael. EVERYONE picks on me :(. Is it because I'm so small? I just found out Chris had a class w/ Michael.... that sux. Well anyways, I'm gonna go, if I find anything interesting, I'll put it on here, BYE!

Is it possible to humiliate someone so bad, her pants would stick to the chair? Well then... let's just see. I'll bring superglue to school, and I'll get my friend to put it on this girl's chair, and see what happens. Hopefully she'll be humiliated by when she gets up, her pants'll stick to the chair. Then I must spread rumors about her crush on a 6th grader from last year. How cool is that? It's cool enough for me. COOLO!
Ahh my nail hurts, FREAK IT. I can't say things out loud, I must say them here. I love the moon, cuz it is very close to us. I dont know why that came out, but it did. OKIES, well let's see.... Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacuse it wanted to be sexed up that's what I think... but maybe here's what some other people think Why did the Chiken...Cross the road?
Maybe that'll clear up the confusion.

I felt like saying something before school let out. OKIES "Something"

AHH i just love getting michael mad, I don't know why but it's so funny. Jeremy told me what david was doing that made him crack up, and I was like WHAT?! and then my friend couldn't believe I was ever w/ Michael, and neither can I for that matter. He said he's always been the height he was since elementary. CRAZY SMACK. I hate my computer at home it hates me it kicked me off all nite long. I woke up this morning not being able to go back to sleep, i was so tired. Well I'm gonna go now, I'm tired, kill me later, okies? BYE!

David's crazy, DUH WE ALL KNOW TAHT BY NOW, okies, well gotz to go class is about to end, wub ya!

ahh *bangs foot on the wall*, my foot's asleep, i hate when that happens. No more michael... buhbye. Well anyways... I hate when alex comes over, he always hits on me.... like here's how it went:
he came over and asked if I could come outside, so yeah I went outside, and we were talkign then he suggested going on the brick-wall, so we went and sat on it, we were sitting a good foot-1/2 and then somehow he started getting closer and then he goes "you don't hug me anymore" so he put his arm around my shoulder, then he goes That wasn't really a hug, so I gave him a hug, ya ya ya, then he started putting his arm around my waist, then he put his hand on my knee, and grabbed my hand, then he kissed my cheek, and I was starting to kinda feel a little uncomfortable, I don'tk now, then he goes "can I have a kiss?" and I shook my head, and he goes why? you kissed michael, is there something wrong w/ me? and I go NO, and he goes are you sure? and I go yeah, and he goes "are u starting to feel uncomfortable?" and I nodded, so then he backed off

it's just weird around him... i dunno, well anywayz, that's pretty much everything that happened, I'm gonna go now, buhbye!

dude do people know when to shut up? people downstairs are yelling, that's messed up for people trying to sleep!

Hey people, I'm out of the downs now, people are talking to me, my friend that got the letter, we talked, my other friend's talking to me, it's all good. I'm breaking up w/ my b/f, DAMN can I just make up my mind already?! this'll be the 2nd time, and the 2nd time I break up w/ him, but I can't do it myself... so much for my LOUD-MOUTH
Highlight of YESTERDAY, since it's only 3 in the morning:
I saw They. It was okay, it was weird. Not a good scary movie, it didn't really make sense. But it did make me jump a couple times. It wasn't as good as The Ring though, now THAT was a badass movie.
I get my way on some things, I had gone to Wal-Mart and my mom picked up this "Good-luck bamboo" thing, it curls up when it grows. I wanted one, but they were like all dead. So I got mad, and was like GRR MOM! I want one. So she was like well lets go to the Trade center place. We went the place that sold them was closed. SO my mom went to the Asian Market, we found one there, but I doubt they'll curl up and twist together.

My turtle hates me, he bites me, he tries to bite me when he's in the cage. He eats huge fish, eats crickets. Now does that sound like a small turtle to u? Well he's only a little bigger than a silver-dollar coin, that I think... He's ALSO ticklish. What kind of turtle is ticklish?! I guess MINE.

My Spanish teacher is starting to get to know the REAL me. I'm opening up more in class, I get hyper more often, and she wants to move me to the front of the class cuz I'm quiet. I'm NOT QUIET! Only to teachers... around my friends, They WANT to put the duct tape on my fact. Friday I kept on framing Jose, and he caught me red-handed stealing his backpack. Then the teacher saw me laughing and heard me, and goes "Is that Nina talking? and laughing?" and Andrea goes "I told u miss she's not quiet! Shy my butt!! She's freaking loud!" and the teacher goes "Now Andrea, don't go talking about your anatomy in this class, it's only spanish class"
Louie's stupid, instead of calling him Herpes, like david started... We're now going to call him "Pes-Her" Herpes backwards, in a way. it does kinda sound like "please her" doesn't it? or is it just me?
damn I need a guestbook badly...
John David's weird, Marcel's gay....only in May. Erica likes... SOMEONE and I know who! David's crazy, Brandon's a dork,
all michael's turn out to be jerks in the end, i learned that. There are too many Chris's, Michael's, Alex's, Justin's, got a name? email me!
well I've given out enough "useful" information for now... Im tired, me go to bed. EMAIL ME!
P.S. I like N.O.S. get that?

I finally decided to post now... I've gone from citizen high to citizen low in just 2 days, wow that must set a record. Everyone's mad at me, I have a feeling I lost a friend, well it was her opinionating (real word?) that got me so mad I wrote her this mean letter...My friends aren't talking to me, others think I'm stupid. I guess I'm just stupid is that it? I'm not in the mood to talk now, so bye, email me if you have anything to say
teenieiskutie@juno.com
BYE BYE, I'll go in the tub and throw soap on the wall now, or at least at the mirror to cover my face

this is for friends of mine like...Brandon, and maybe David... I didn' t read it so I can't rate it, but I think they might like it, and so would you, and I promise, this is my LAST entry for today probably, if I don't go to sleep early that is...

1. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

2. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have
moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.

3. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.

4. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.

5. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,
like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com"

7. Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you
see a new WWW site address on TV.

8. You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can
hear if new e-mail arrives.

9. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you
of what she looks like.

10. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

11. When looking at a web page full of someone else's links, you
notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.

12. Your dog has its own home page.

13. You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem.

14. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check
it again.

15. Your phone bill is a heavy as a brick.

16. You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor the
URL.

17. You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends,
because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to
ask.

18. Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2
months.

19. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and
check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

20. You tell the kids they can't use the computer because
"Daddy's got work to do" -- even though you don't have a job.

21. You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and
mouse.

22. Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to
bed."

23. You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with
Netscape 3.0 or higher."

24. You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your
ISP... because you never log off. 25. The last girl you picked
up was only a GIF.

26. You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the
chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

27. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...
so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so
the two of you can chat.

28. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain
road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

This joke was...well let's see, it was totally meant for the kids that could think it up, and adults would find it to where they couldn't understand it... 4 out of 10


Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home.

It was reported in the news that a man was found murdered in his
home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face
down in his bath tub.

The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes, and a banana
was sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer.

I found another joke, this one made me almost cry laughing, since it was a little more disturbing than the other, I'd rate it a 9 out of 10:


Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw
a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the
newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What
do you have under the newspaper, mister?"

"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the
guy fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When
the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't
know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my
privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her
"What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was
playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck,
cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."

i thought I'd share something before I leave class, I find this DISTURBINGLY funny, so here you guys go:


A man was sitting on a plane reading a book. A few minutes later
he ran up to the pilot and said, "Help! Help! I dropped my
favorite book out of the plane! Can you please stop it?"

"No, no, I am not stopping this plane for a book.", the pilot
replied.

Later another man ran up to the pilot and asked, "Can please land
the plane? I dropped my lucky baseball."

"No, I will not land the plane for a baseball!!!"

A third man had dropped a gernade out of the plane. He quick ran
up the the pilot and started yelling, "Stop, stop, I lost my
gern-"

"Alright, Alright!", he interupts. "I will land the plane."
When the pilot got out he saw two little boys crying. He asked
them what was the matter, they replied something fell out of the
sky and landed on them. One was a book and the other a baseball.
A third boy came along and was laughing. The pilot asked, "What
are you laughing about?"

"I farted and my house blew up!"

Hiya peeps who are reading this. I'm bored right now, like you needed to know that but I felt like you did so I just did. (I know that was very confusling, but hey I'm confusling!) Someone's playing Faith Hill's new cd, and it's on my favorite cd rite now. :). MAN the school's pizza is gross, but what's new? It's always dripping w/ grease and it's all orangish-red, which REALLY makes it grosser, why couldn't it just be clear? OH wait, just because of the pepperoni of course. GRR, I hate being the 'little one' to get picked on all the time, especially since I'm short. Not that I could pass for a TOTAL miget because there are people shorter than me, only a select few though.
Today during lunch my friend David decided to play w/ my hair saying it "Turned him on" so I told Jeremy that HIS hair turned David on and David goes "I don't swing that way, but I know Nina does" and I was like WHAT?! because I thought he was saying something ELSE (if some people know what I mean). OKIES, well I'm gonna go because I'm really bored, so therefore, I'm going to..."The place where you go to when you're bored!".