HARD LIKE CAT. I RUN DOWN ON THE WORLD BELOW. ALL WILL JUMP AT MY FINGER. BEHOLD MY UGLY DOG. I AM STRONG MAD. I AM BEN AFFLECK.

don't ask me why i wrote this... I did it at this really cool place!

ALL HAIL ERICA, THE WAR WALRUS. ONCE EVERY 8 YEARS HE IS FREED FROM HIS PRISON IN THE BILL VESSEY ZONE. HE WILL BRING DOGS AND CATS TO THE PEOPLE OF OCEAN . WITH HIS MIGHTY BIRD IN HAND HE WILL RUN YOU ALL. IN ORDER TO BE SPARED YOU MUST LEAVE A APPLE UNDER YOUR THUMB. ONLY THEN WILL ERICA JUMP YOU.