jd: eat a stopsign!
nina: why don't u eat a condom!
jd: I already did! it had spermicide on it!

margaret: what's the use for a glow in the dark condom?
nina: to know where to stick it??

jd: what's the use in a smelly condom when they won't smell down there?

the whole condom conversation popped up cuz my uncle bought a condom at the corner store and opened it to see what flavor/smell it was going to be, then he started throwing it everywhere and that's where the whole thing started